Season 7
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| 147. The
One With Monica's Thunder |
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Everybody toasts the engagement. Phoebe wants to be the musician
at the wedding. Joey prepares for an audition where he must play
a 19-year-old. After Chandler can't get it up for Monica, he worries
about the consequences. Ross and Rachel debate a "bonus night."
Monica catches them kissing and thinks Rachel is trying to steal
her night.
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b: 12-Oct-2000 pc: 226401 w: David
Crane & Marta
Kauffman s: Wil
Calhoun d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 148. The
One With Rachel's Book |
| gs: Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Suzanne
Lanza (The Woman) |
Everybody begins planning for the wedding. Phoebe moves in with
Ross. Napping in Rachel's bed because the duck threw up in his,
Joey discovers that Rachel has been reading a trashy romance novel.
Phoebe moves her massage parlor in Ross's apartment. Monica's parents
spent her wedding money on a beach house, but Chandler has enough
saved for a decent wedding.
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b: 12-Oct-2000 pc: 226402 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen d: Michael
Lembeck |
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| 149. The
One With Phoebe's Cookies |
| gs: Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) |
Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail his boat but turns into an
overbearing perfectionist. They both decide it's more fun to sit
in the boat at the dock and drink beer. Chandler plays racquetball
with Monica's father and accidentally sits on his lap in the steam
room...while they're both naked. Monica tries desperately to reproduce
Phoebe's grandmother's secret cookie recipe only to discover that
they are simple Nestle's Tollhouse cookies and the recipe is right
there on the package.
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b: 19-Oct-2000 pc: 226405 w: Sherry
Bilsing & Ellen
Plummer d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 150. The
One With Rachel's Assistant |
| gs: Eddie
Cahill (Tag) Michael
Kagan (Terry) Jean
St. James (Hilda) Cody
Tucker (Kathy) Cynthia
Graham (Nurse #1) Renee
Louise Rogers (Nurse #2) Eric
Rutherford (Stryker) |
While hiring a new assistant, Rachel is torn between hiring a much
more qualified woman, or a handsome but inexperienced young man.
Monica, Chandler and Ross engage in a war of secret sharing after
Monica and Chandler vow to be more honest. Joey has problems when
his TV show is cancelled after just one airing.
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b: 26-Oct-2000 pc: 226403 w: Brian
Boyle d: David
Schwimmer |
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| 151. The
One With The Engagement Picture |
| gs: Eddie
Cahill (Tag) David
Sutcliffe (Kyle) Julia
Campbell (Whitney) Caroline
Keenan (Melissa) Roger
Eschbacher (The Photographer) |
While taking an engagement picture for himself and Monica, Chandler
cannot make anything but a weird face. Rachel enlists Joey to take
Tag out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in
the middle of a divorce.
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b: 02-Nov-2000 pc: 226404 w: Patty
Lin s: Earl
Davis d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 152. The
One With The Nap Partners |
| gs: Stacy
Galina (Julie) |
Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid-of-honor. Joey and
Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Monica insists
that Chandler apologize to an ex-girlfriend for dumping her because
of a weight gain.
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b: 09-Nov-2000 pc: 226406 w: Brian
Buckner & Sebastian
Jones d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 153. The
One With Ross's Library Book |
| gs: Kristin
Davis (Erin) Maggie
Wheeler (Janice) Michael
D. Roberts (The Head Librarian) Doug
Budin (The Librarian) Sarah
O'Hare (The Woman) Alexandra
Margulies (The Waitress) Andy
Brewster (The Guy in Library) Nicholas
Thomas (The Guy Student) Jessica
A. O'Sullivan (The Girl Student) |
Rachel and Phoebe convince Joey to keep dating a girl that they
are like. However, the girls must decide whether to tell Joey when
they find out that she's not interested in a serious relationship
with him. Monica unintentionally invites Janice to her wedding and
she and Chandler are unable to tactfully uninvite her. Ross is proud
to find his thesis in the library but gets upset when he discovers
it is in a section that is so deserted that students go there to
make out.
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b: 16-Nov-2000 pc: 226410 w: Scott
Silveri d: David
Schwimmer |
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| 154. The
One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs |
| gs: Eddie
Cahill (Tag) |
Ross drives himself insane when he can't name all 50 states in a
simple game. Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey
accidentally spills the beans about Rachel's crush on him. Phoebe
sneaks a dog into the apartment, making Chandler extremely nervous.
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b: 23-Nov-2000 pc: 226407 w: Patty
Lin d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 155. The
One With All The Candy |
| gs: Eddie
Cahill (Tag) Cole
Sprouse (Ben) Amy
Hill (The Woman) Steve
Ireland (Mr. Zelner) Jonathan
Floyd (Gary) Ashley
L. Clark (The Man) |
When Phoebe tells the gang about how she was too poor to have a
bike as a child, Ross goes out and buys her one. Phoebe loves the
bike but the gang soon discovers that she doesn't know how to ride
a bike. Ross decides to teach her. Rachel writes a playful work
evaluation of Tag that he accidentally turns in to human resources.
Rachel fears for her job but Tag is able to cover by claiming that
he wrote the review himself as a joke. Monica decides to make candy
and leave it outside her door as a way to meet the neighbors. The
candy is a huge hit and people start dropping by at all hours to
get more. Eventually Chandler convinces her that she's trying to
buy the friendship of the neighbors and it's not working since they
love the candy but don't even know her name.
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b: 07-Dec-2000 pc: 226408 w: Wil
Calhoun d: David
Schwimmer |
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| 156. The
One With The Holiday Armadillo |
| gs: Cole
Sprouse (Ben) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) Terry
Rhoads (The Maitre'd) Sean
Corvelle (The Salesman) Barry
Wiggins (The Man) |
Ross's plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted
when the young boy can't get his mind off of Santa. Phoebe prepares
to move back into her refurbished apartment, with or without Rachel.
However, she'll stop at nothing to get Rachel to go with her, including
buying Joey a drum set. Monica is mystified by Chandler's inability
to tip properly.
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b: 14-Dec-2000 pc: 226409 w: Greg
Malins d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 157. The
One With All The Cheesecakes |
| gs: Hank
Azaria (David) Lela
Lee (The Wedding Guest) Gina
Belafonte (The Second Guest) Mailon
Rivera (The Waiter) Darlene
Kardon (Aunt Millie) Robyn
Donny (Frannie) Joe
Coyle (Stuart) |
Phoebe gets angry with Joey when he blows off dinner with her for
a date. The tables are turned however when her scientist boyfriend
David returns to town for one night--the same night when she's scheduled
to go to dinner with Joey. Monica is upset by her lack of invitation
to a cousin's wedding, especially when she finds out that Ross was
invited "with guest". She convinces Ross to take her as his guest
only to find that the cousin had a good reason to not invite her--she
had previously slept with the groom. Chandler accidentally gets
a cheesecake delivered that was intended for another apartment.
When he and Rachel start eating it, they are unable to stop and
give refuse it back. In fact, the cheesecake is so good they take
the replacement delivery as well.
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b: 04-Jan-2001 pc: 226412 w: Shana
Goldberg-Meehan d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 158. The
One Where They're Up All Night |
| gs: Eddie
Cahill (Tag) Jason
Winston George (the Fireman) |
Ross assembles the gang on the roof to watch a meteor shower. They
all decide to leave, however. Ross becomes trapped on the roof with
Joey; the two try to escape using the fire escape. Rachel and Tag
argue over which one of them forgot to send a package at work. Phoebe's
fire alarm won't stop beeping. Chandler and Monica can't seem to
fall asleep together, so they keep waking each other up.
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b: 11-Jan-2001 pc: 226413 w: Zachary
Rosenblatt d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 159. The
One Where Rosita Dies |
| gs: Jason
Alexander (Earl) Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Joyce
Guy (The Supervisor) Steven
Rozic (The "Hey Guy" Guy) Wendee
Cole (Marge) |
In an attempt to make up for her slow massage business, Phoebe takes
a job as a telemarketer for an office supply company. When her first
call is to a despondent office manager, she takes it upon herself
to convince him to not kill himself. Monica and Ross discover that
their parents are selling their house. When they go to collect their
stuff, they find that Mr. Gellar used Monica's boxes to stop flood
water from getting to his Porche and all her things are ruined.
While attempting to re-arrange the furniture, Rachel breaks Joey's
favorite chair (that he's named Rosita).
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b: 01-Feb-2001 pc: 226415 w: Brian
Buckner & Sebastian
Jones s: Sherry
Bilsing & Ellen
Plummer d: Stephen
Prime |
NOTE: When originally aired on NBC, this episode was 40 minutes
long, as counter-programming to Survivor II. |
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| 160. The
One Where They All Turn Thirty |
| gs: Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Eddie
Cahill (Tag) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Wayne
Sherwood (The Man in Sportscar) Vanessa
White (The Woman) |
When Rachel turns 30, the gang reminisces about their 30th birthdays.
While trying to patch things up with Ursula, Phoebe discovers that
she is 31. Ross buys a sports car to look cool. Monica gets drunk
in front of her parents. Rachel breaks up with Tag because she is
looking for commitment, while he is not.
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b: 08-Feb-2001 pc: 226411 w: Sherry
Bilsing & Ellen
Plummer s: Vanessa
McCarthy d: Ben
Weiss |
NOTE: When originally aired on NBC, this episode was 40 minutes
long, as counter-programming to Survivor II. |
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| 161. The
One With Joey's New Brain |
| gs: Susan
Sarandon (Jessica Lockhart) Eva
Amurri (Dina) Jack
Betts (Tom) Jeff
Asch (The Writer) George
Stults (Fredrick) |
Ross plans a surprise for Monica and Chandler's wedding--he wants
to play the bagpipes. Drake Ramoray is coming out of his coma on
Days of Our Lives. A diva will be killed off and her character's
brain will be transplanted into Drake's. Joey and the diva hook
up. Phoebe and Rachel fight over a guy who left his cell phone in
Central Perk.
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b: 15-Feb-2001 pc: 226416 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen s: Sherry
Bilsing & Ellen
Plummer d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: When originally aired on NBC, this episode was 40 minutes
long, as counter-programming to Survivor II. The airing of
a 20-minute special featuring Conan O'Brien interviewing the cast
and showing outtakes from the series followed the airing of this
episode.
A near blooper: In the last scene, where Ross is playing his
bagpipes to the gang and Phoebe starts to sing along, you can
see Jennifer Aniston holding herself back from laughing by putting
her hand on her face and pretending to scratch something.
Actually, in the end, when Ross is playing the bagpipes, it
is a blooper and in original airing is shown at the end with Phoebe
trying to "sing" a long, but instead with the gang laughing.
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| 162. The
One With The Truth About London |
| gs: Jane
Sibbett (Carol) Cole
Sprouse (Ben) |
Chandler becomes upset after learning that Monica only came to his
room in London looking for Joey on the first night they were together.
Joey is ordained as a minister through the Internet so that he can
officiate the wedding. Phoebe becomes upset after taking headache
medicine. Ross becomes upset after a baby-sitting Rachel teaches
Ben how to play pranks.
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b: 22-Feb-2001 pc: 226417 w: Zachary
Rosenblatt s: Brian
Buckner & Sebastian
Jones d: David
Schwimmer |
NOTE: When originally aired on NBC, this episode was 40 minutes
long, as counter-programming to Survivor II.
Phoebe's entire story line (she thinks that she has side effects
from headache pills) is cut out in the 30 minute version of this
episode.
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| 163. The
One With The Cheap Wedding Dress |
| gs: Andrea
Bendewald (Megan) Gabrielle
Union (Kristen) Kim
Harris (The Store Owner) |
Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when
they end up fighting over the same dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross
discover that they're dating the same girl.
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b: 15-Mar-2001 pc: 226414 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen s: Brian
Buckner & Sebastian
Jones d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: Andrea Bendewald is one of Jennifer Aniston's real-life best
friends, and was a bridesmaid at her wedding. |
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| 164. The
One With Joey's Award |
| gs: Alison
Sweeney (Jessica Ashley) Kyle
Howard (Alan Lewis) Vince
Vieluf (Ned Morse) Troy
Norton (Jake) McKenzie
Westmore (The Presenter) |
Joey is nominated for a Soapie Award, and will go to any length
to get the award. One of Ross's students convinces him that he failed
his midterm because he's in love with Ross. When a guy hits on Phoebe
instead of her, Monica realizes that Chandler is the only one left
in her life to kiss, sleep with, and so on.
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b: 29-Mar-2001 pc: 226418 w: Brian
Boyle s: Sherry
Bilsing & Ellen
Plummer d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 165. The
One With Ross And Monica's Cousin |
| gs: Denise
Richards (Cassie) Mo
Gaffney (The Casting Director) June
Gable (Estelle) Scott
Adsit (The Director) Cindy
Lu (The Accountant) |
Joey auditions for a big movie role which will require him to appear
naked. A problem arises, however, when the part calls for an uncircumcised
man. Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's wedding shower. Ross and Monica's
cousin visits and Ross becomes attracted to her for some reason.
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b: 19-Apr-2001 pc: 226421 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: This is the first episode that suggests Phoebe might not be
completely straight (in the tag when she's dumbfounded by Cassie's
appearance) |
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| 166. The
One With Rachel's Big Kiss |
| gs: Winona
Ryder (Melissa) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther [uncredited]) |
Rachel's friend, Melissa, from college shows up at the coffee house
which brings back memories of their "closer" days. Then when Melissa
can't remember that special night in their senior year, Rachel goes
to great lengths to prove to Phoebe that there was really a kiss.
Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's
tuxedo. Also, Joey drives Monica crazy when he insists that the
wedding be arranged around his parents' schedule.
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b: 26-Apr-2001 pc: 226419 w: Shana
Goldberg-Meehan & Scott
Silveri d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: Rachel kisses TWO women in this episode-- Melissa and Phoebe
This episode also suggests to Phoebe's sexuality
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| 167. The
One With The Vows |
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With four weeks left before the wedding, Chandler and Monica are
faced with the issue of their wedding vows. With each person dealing
with their own problems in writing the vows, they turn to memories
of past events to help them. In the end, the only real problem is
who will be saying the vows first.
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b: 03-May-2001 pc: 226424 w: Doty
Abrams d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: Clip show #3. |
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| 168. The
One With Chandler's Dad |
| gs: Kathleen
Turner (Helena) Mark
Consuelos (Policeman #1) Troy
Norton (Jake) Chuck
Martinez (Policeman #2) Alexis
Arquette (The Waiter in Drag) Joe
Everett Michaels (Bakersfield Guy) Stephanie
Dicker (The Woman) Michelle
Haury (The Waitress) |
Monica's Porsche shows up again, and becomes a conflict when Rachel
finds out she is the only one who hasn't driven it. Meanwhile, Chandler
and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad and invite him
(or her) to the wedding. Back at home, Joey proves his masculinity
to Phoebe, while Ross and Rachel hit the freeway in the "bad boy."
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b: 10-May-2001 pc: 226420 w: Brian
Buckner & Sebastian
Jones s: Greg
Malins d: Gary
Halvorson and Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: Music: Nelly, "Ride Wit Me"; Cher, "Believe" |
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| 169. The
One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (1) |
| gs: Gary
Oldman (Richard Crosby) Kathleen
Turner (Helena) Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Morgan
Fairchild (Nora) Mark
Roberts (The Director) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Peter
James Smith (The Assistant Director) |
Monica and Chandler prepare for their wedding. During the rehearsal
dinner with their families gather the night before for the rehearsal,
Chandler's tie get's tighter and tighter until he can't take it
anymore and he disappears. Meanwhile, Joey is starring in a movie
with a prestigious actor with a spitting problem.
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b: 17-May-2001 pc: 226422 w: Greg
Malins d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 170. The
One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (2) |
| gs: Gary
Oldman (Richard Crosby) Kathleen
Turner (Helena) Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Morgan
Fairchild (Nora) Mark
Roberts (The Director) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Steve
Susskind (The Priest) Claudia
Stedelin (Amanda) |
Joey encounters problems trying to get off the movie set to officiate
the wedding when the star turns up drunk. Meanwhile, Ross desperately
searches for the missing Chandler as Rachel and Phoebe try to keep
Monica from finding out. While the girls are searching, they come
across a positive pregnancy test in a garbage can which they assume
is Monica's. However, it turns out that it may actually belong to
Rachel...
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b: 17-May-2001 pc: 226423 w: David
Crane & Marta
Kauffman d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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Special
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| Friends:
The Stuff You've Never Seen |
| gs: Conan
O'Brien (Host) |
A 20-minute special hosted by Conan O'Brien featuring some of the
cast's favorite outtakes from throughout the years.
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b: 15-Feb-2001 w: David
Crane & Marta
Kauffman d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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