Season 5
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| 98. The
One After Ross Says Rachel |
| gs: Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Tom
Conti (Stephen Waltham) Jennifer
Saunders (Andrea Waltham) Helen
Baxendale (Emily) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Peter
Eyre (The Registrar) |
The ceremony continues and Ross and Emily are married, but Emily
is not happy. Phoebe continues to harass Mrs. Waltham via phone.
Monica and Chandler try to come to an agreement about their passion,
insisting that it won't leave London with them. Ross freaks out
while Emily secretly climbs out her bedroom window. Chandler and
Monica search for a place to have sex, but keep getting interrupted.
Ross begs Emily's parents to tell her that he loves her and to meet
him at the airport if she's still interested. Back in New York,
Chandler and Monica break their new rule. While waiting on standby,
Rachel runs into Ross at the airport. When it appears that Emily
isn't coming, he invites her on his honeymoon with him. However,
Emily arrives at the last moment and sees Ross about to get on the
plane with Rachel. She runs away and Ross chases after her, leaving
Rachel alone on a plane to Greece.
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b: 24-Sep-1998 pc: 467651 w: Seth
Kurland d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: During the off-season, the producers decided to change Tom
Conti's character name from Steven to Stephen and Peter Eyre's character
from "The Register" to "The Registrar." |
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| 99. The
One With All The Kissing |
| gs: Zen
Gesner (Dave) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) |
Monica and Chandler narrowly escape Joey catching them in the bathtub
together. The gang waits at home for Rachel to arrive from Greece,
as Ross accidentally refers to her as his wife. Rachel places Monica
in charge of her love life. Chandler prepares to go to work and
mistakenly kisses Monica in front of Phoebe and Rachel, but quickly
kisses them to cover it up. Rachel ignores Monica's advice and neglects
a date to cheer up Ross, with further plans to tell him that she
still loves him. The next morning, Phoebe is depressed that she
didn't get to go to London so the gang decides to go to Atlantic
City for the weekend. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings for
him but he says it's just not the time for it. Everybody meets up
at Monica and Rachel's to go to Atlantic City, but Phoebe's water
breaks.
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b: 01-Oct-1998 pc: 467652 w: Wil
Calhoun d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 100. The
One Hundredth |
| gs: Giovanni
Ribisi (Frank Jr.) Sam
Anderson (Dr. Harad) Debra
Jo Rupp (Alice) Patrick
Fabian (Nurse Dan) Iqbal
Theba (Joey's Doctor) T.J.
Thyne (Dr. Oberman) Brenda-Isaacs
Booth (The Nurse) Heidi
Beck (The Delivery Room Nurse) |
The gang arrives at the hospital for Phoebe to have the triplets.
Phoebe's doctor cannot come because she hit her head in the shower.
Joey is having sympathy pains. Phoebe's new doctor is obsessed with
Fonzie. Frank Jr. arrives to help with "the LaMazda." Rachel sets
Monica and herself up with male nurses. Joey's pain turns out to
be kidney stones. Phoebe decides that she wants to keep one of the
babies. Joey prepares to pass his stones as Phoebe begins to push
the babies out. Three healthy babies are born: Frank Jr. Jr. (not
a typo), Leslie and Chandler.
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b: 08-Oct-1998 pc: 467653 w: Marta
Kauffman & David
Crane d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 101. The
One Where Phoebe Hates PBS |
| gs: Helen
Baxendale (Emily) Gary
Collins (Himself) Sandra
Thigpen (The Stage Manager) John
R. McLaughlin (The PBS Volunteer) |
Ross tries to track down Emily by phone. Joey thinks he's hosting
a telethon for PBS; this brings up bad memories for Phoebe. Ross
talks to Emily. Monica tells Rachel she has a secret boyfriend,
who's the best she's ever had. Chandler overhears this and can't
stop asking questions about himself, taking advantage of their situation.
Emily wants Ross to move to London. Joey turns out to be a pledge-taker,
competing for on-air time. Phoebe tries to find a selfless good
deed because Joey told her she couldn't. Emily agrees to come see
Ross and try to make their marriage work, but only if he doesn't
see Rachel anymore. Phoebe donates money to the pledge drive as
a selfless good deed. Without knowing what she's helping with, Rachel
talks Ross into giving into Emily's decision.
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b: 15-Oct-1998 pc: 467654 d: Shelley
Jensen |
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| 102. The
One With The Kips |
| gs: Christopher
Liam Moore (The Hotel Clerk) |
Monica and Chandler prepare to go away together to Atlantic City.
Ross prepares to tell Rachel that he can't see her anymore. Things
keep interrupting Ross when he tries to tell Rachel. In Atlantic
City, Monica wants to switch rooms because of cleanliness factors,
while Chandler wants to watch TV; they have a fight. When Ross finally
tells Rachel, she gets mad. The hotel almost blows Chandler and
Monica's cover. Ross's decision threatens to split the group apart.
Joey figures out who Chandler's been seeing and Chandler and Monica
swear him to secrecy.
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b: 29-Oct-1998 pc: 467655 w: Scott
Silveri d: Dana
deVally Piazza |
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| 103. The
One With The Yeti |
| gs: Helen
Baxendale (Emily) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) George
Newbern (Danny) |
Joey is uncomfortable with Monica and Chandler making out in the
guys' apartment. Emily thinks that Ross should get rid of all of
his old possessions, as well as his old apartment. Monica and Rachel
think that Bigfoot has moved into their building. Phoebe's mom gives
her a fur coat, leaving Phoebe upset until she has a change of heart.
Ross says goodbye to his old apartment while Joey voices his opinions
about Emily. Ross tells Joey and the rest of the gang off. "Bigfoot",
no longer with the beard, argues with Rachel after insulting her;
they end up going for pizza together. Ugly Naked Guy returns. Rachel
eats with the gang and when Emily calls, Ross tells her that Rachel
is there after she gets upset. Emily tells Ross that she can't trust
him and they decide to end the marriage.
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b: 05-Nov-1998 pc: 467656 w: Alexa
Junge d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 104. The
One Where Ross Moves In |
| gs: Gregory
Sporleder (Larry) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) George
Newbern (Danny) Doug
Benson (Tom) |
Ross has been kicked out of his apartment so Chandler and Joey offer
him a place to stay until he gets back on his feet. Phoebe is interested
in the health inspector at Monica's restaurant. Ross moves in and
immediately starts annoying Chandler and Joey; likewise, Chandler
and Joey annoy him. Phoebe goes out with the inspector. Rachel's
playing games with Danny from across the hall. Phoebe's inspector
keeps shutting the gang's favorite restaurants down but she tells
him to stop after he nearly shuts Central Perk. Chandler and Joey
try to get Ross to move out by making him look at apartments but
then decide that they want him to stay.
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b: 12-Nov-1998 pc: 467657 w: Perry
Rein & Gigi
McCreery d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: Music: "Every Word Means No," Smash Mouth |
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| 105. The
One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks |
| gs: Morgan
Fairchild (Nora Bing) Michael
Winters (The Doctor) Christina
Pickles (Judy Geller) Elliott
Gould (Jack Geller) Alec
Mapa (The Housekeeper) Douglas
Looper (The Paramedic) Joshua
Preston (Young Chandler) |
The gang is relaxing after Thanksgiving dinner. Ross's bitching
about his second divorce prompts the gang to reminisce about past
bad Thanksgivings. In 1978, Chandler learns that his father has
been sleeping with the Bing's pool boy. In 1862, Phoebe experiences
war (past-life). In 1992, Joey gets Monica's turkey stuck on his
head. In 1987, a fat Monica meets Chandler (complete with flock-of-seagulls
hair) for the first time and he accidentally insults her. The next
year, in 1988, a much slimmer Monica plans to get back at Chandler
but accidentally drops a knife on his toe, severing it. Back in
present day, when Chandler gets mad about the reasons behind the
knife incident, Monica puts a turkey on her head to get him happy
and he unintentionally says "I love you" to her.
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b: 19-Nov-1998 pc: 467659 w: Greg
Malins d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: This episode received Emmy nominations for Costume Design
and Sound Mixing. |
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| 106. The
One With Ross's Sandwich |
| gs: Michael
Ensign (Dr. Ledbetter) Scott
Mosenson (The Teacher) Jennette
Robbins (Cynthia) Alexia
Roberts (The Female Student) |
Joey makes himself look stupid covering up Chandler and Monica's
relationship. Phoebe convinces Rachel to take a literature class
with her. Someone at the museum ate Ross's prized sandwich; Phoebe
writes a threatening note for his next lunch. Rachel steals Phoebe's
thoughts and looks smart, making Phoebe mad. As a result of Phoebe's
note, Ross is now called "Mental" Ross at the museum. Joey looks
stupid again. Ross's boss ate the sandwich; Ross goes mental and
is suspended and sent to anger management therapy. Phoebe tricks
a dumb Rachel. Chandler's nudie picture of Monica ends up in Joey's
hands as all of the friends arrive to see. However, Joey covers
by saying that he and Monica slept together once--in London--and
that Monica is a sex addict.
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b: 10-Dec-1998 pc: 467658 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 107. The
One With The Inappropriate Sister |
| gs: June
Gable (Estelle Leonard) Julie
Lauren (Krista) George
Newbern (Danny) Tom
Bailey (Bob) Lee
Arenberg (The Man) Robyn
Pedretti (Ginger) |
Joey teaches Ross how to be unemployed. Phoebe is working for the
Salvation Army during the holidays. Monica is tired of Rachel's
obsessing about Danny and asks him to go out with her. Ross convinces
Joey to write a play about himself. Phoebe is distressed after finding
out that New Yorkers are mean. Rachel meets Danny's sister and is
dismayed when the two seem a little too playful. Phoebe vows a return
to "Street Phoebe."
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b: 17-Dec-1998 pc: 467661 w: Shana
Goldberg-Meehan d: Dana
deVally Piazza |
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| 108. The
One With All The Resolutions |
| gs: Sara
Rose Peterson (Elizabeth Hornswoggle) Jack
Allen (Ben) Charlie
Allen (Ben) |
With the New Year, the friends make New Year's resolutions. Ross
resolves to try a new thing every day. Chandler resolves to not
make fun of his friends for a week. Joey resolves to learn how to
play the guitar, with Phoebe as his teacher. Rachel resolves to
give up gossiping. Chandler nearly goes insane holding it all in.
Ross is stuck in a sticky situation at his date's apartment, in
constricting and hot leather pants. Rachel discovers a big secret
(Monica and Chandler) that threatens to spoil her resolution.
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b: 07-Jan-1999 pc: 467660 w: Suzie
Villandry s: Brian
Boyle d: Joe
Regalbuto |
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| 109. The
One With Chandler's Work Laugh |
| gs: Maggie
Wheeler (Janice) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) Sam
McMurray (Doug) Lise
Simms (Kara) |
An upset Ross announces that Emily is getting married again. To
cope with this, he hooks up with the dreaded Janice. However, Ross
drives Janice crazy. At an office party, Monica discovers Chandler's
"work laugh," an obnoxious fake laugh invented to laugh at unfunny
jokes. She then becomes further disturbed after discovering how
much he sucks up. Rachel finds it hard to pretend that she doesn't
know about Monica and Chandler and finally tells Monica that she
knows. Monica plays it off, albeit poorly, so Rachel lets her keep
the secret.
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b: 21-Jan-1999 pc: 467663 w: Alicia
Sky Varinaitis d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 110. The
One With Joey's Bag |
| gs: Bob
Balaban (Frank Sr.) Daniel
Hagen (The Casting Director) |
Monica gives Chandler a painful massage. Joey wears a top hat for
an audition. A disgusted Rachel offers to dress him. Phoebe's grandmother
died. Rachel hooks Joey up with a "shoulder bag." Phoebe tells Ursula,
who is disinterested. At the memorial service, Phoebe meets her
father, who plays it off and runs away. At his audition, Joey's
bag distracts the casting people. Phoebe and her father talk at
Central Perk.
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b: 04-Feb-1999 pc: 467662 w: Seth
Kurland d: Gail
Mancuso |
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| 111. The
One Where Everybody Finds Out |
| gs: Michael
Ensign (Dr. Ledbetter) |
Ugly Naked Guy is moving out and Ross thinks it would be neat to
have his apartment. While checking out the vacant apartment, Phoebe
accidentally sees Monica and Chandler "together" through the window.
Rachel, Joey and Phoebe decide to use the "secret" to their advantage
and play a joke on the two lovebirds. So, Phoebe hits on Chandler
just to make them jealous. However, it gets complicated when Monica
and Chandler figure out that Phoebe and Rachel know and decide to
turn the tables. Until Rachel and Phoebe figure out that Monica
and Chandler know that they know. It all culminates in everybody
finding out. Ross, however, doesn't find out till he's moved into
his new apartment and gets an eyeful the same way that Phoebe did.
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b: 11-Feb-1999 pc: 467664 w: Alexa
Junge d: Michael
Lembeck |
NOTE: Music: "Makin' a Plan," Semisonic
This episode received Emmy nominations for Directing (Michael
Lembeck) and Writing (Alexa Junge).
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| 112. The
One With The Girl Who Hits Joey |
| gs: Willie
Garson (Steve) Soleil
Moon Frye (Katie) David
Dalton (Guest #1) Linde
Gibb (Guest #2) Stephon
Miller (Guest #3) |
Ross confronts Chandler about his sister but decides he's okay with
it. Joey's new girlfriend gets a little slaphappy. Ross insults
the head of the tenant's association by refusing to donate $100
to the retiring janitor, causing the whole building to hate him.
Chandler is worried about people jinxing the relationship with endless
talk of babies and weddings. Monica asks for some time after Chandler
obsesses too much. Ross throws a party to win his neighbors over,
but it's a bust. Rachel kicks Joey's girlfriend after she gets slaphappy
with her. Chandler proposes to Monica from a bout of self-pity;
she talks him out of it and makes a joke of it.
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b: 18-Feb-1999 pc: 467665 w: Adam
Chase d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: Music: "The Rockafella Skank," Fatboy Slim |
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| 113. The
One With The Cop |
| gs: Michael
Rapaport (Gary) NiCole
Robinson (The Smoking Woman) Mark
Fite (The Salesman) Aloma
Wright (The Saleswoman) |
Joey has a dream about Monica. Phoebe finds a police badge under
her seat at Central Perk and uses it to go on missions of mercy.
Ross buys a sofa but has trouble moving it up the stairs into his
new apartment.
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b: 23-Feb-1999 pc: 467666 w: Alicia
Sky Varinaitis s: Gigi
McCreery & Perry
Rein d: Andrew
Tsao |
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| 114. The
One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss |
| gs: Michael
Rapaport (Gary) Samantha
Smith (The Window Woman) Steve
Ireland (Mr. Zelner) Marc
Goldsmith (The Man) Devyn
La Bella (The Little Girl) Ralph
Manza (The Old Man) |
Monica and Chandler try to prove that they're more hot and heavy
than Phoebe and Gary. Rachel accidentally kisses her job interviewer
at Ralph Lauren. Joey tries to meet a girl living in Ross's building,
but Ross meets her first.
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b: 18-Mar-1999 pc: 467667 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen d: Shelley
Jensen |
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| 115. The
One Where Rachel Smokes |
| gs: Joanna
Gleason (Kim Clozzi) Jane
Sibbett (Carol) Megan
Ward (Nancy) Judy
Kain (The Casting Director) Jim
Wise (Kyle) Jack
Allen (Ben) Charlie
Allen (Ben) Matt
Weinberg (Raymond) |
Ben gets the opportunity to audition for a soup commercial. Joey
uses it as a chance to get his own audition as the father in the
commercial. It's Rachel's first day at Ralph Lauren. Monica and
Phoebe plan a surprise birthday party for her. Rachel's new coworkers
and boss smoke, making important decisions outside on the terrace.
Chandler reminisces about his smoking days. Monica changes all sorts
of stuff for the party without consulting Phoebe. Ben and Joey get
called back for another audition but find out they'll be competing
with different partners. Rachel begins smoking and her boss tries
to get her to quit.
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b: 08-Apr-1999 pc: 467668 d: Todd
Holland |
NOTE: Music: "Never There," Cake |
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| 116. The
One Where Ross Can't Flirt |
| gs: Kristin
Dattilo (Caitlin) Lilyan
Chauvin (Grandma Tribbiani) |
Monica and Chandler are about to celebrate their 10-month anniversary.
Chandler flirts with the pizza delivery girl. Joey is going to appear
on Law & Order and brings his grandmother over to watch.
Rachel searches for a pair of earrings belonging to Monica that
she lost. Ross tries to flirt with the delivery girl. Joey was cut
out of the show and tries to hide it from his grandmother. Ross
fails at flirting. Monica discovers a double standard--Chandler
thinks it's okay for him to flirt with other people, but not for
her. Rachel secretly talks to the delivery girl and convinces her
to give Ross her number.
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b: 22-Apr-1999 pc: 467669 w: Doty
Abrams d: Gail
Mancuso |
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| 117. The
One With The Ride Along |
| gs: Michael
Rapaport (Gary) Helen
Baxendale (Emily [voice only]) |
It's the day before Emily is scheduled to get married again and
Ross is nervous. Gary offers to take the guys on a ride along in
his police car. Rachel goes to Ross's to get Monica's blender while
he's on the stakeout and hears a message from Emily while she's
there. While on the ride along, a car backfires and mistaking it
for a gunshot, Joey jumps to save Ross, causing jealousy from Chandler.
Rachel accidentally erases the message but tells Ross anyway. Ross
wants to call Emily but Rachel talks him out of it.
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b: 29-Apr-1999 pc: 467670 w: Shana
Goldberg-Meehan & Seth
Kurland d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: When Rachel and Monica are listening to Ross' answering machine
they use each others trademark quotes: Monica: "Noooooo" Rachel:
"I know!" |
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| 118. The
One With The Ball |
| gs: Michael
Rapaport (Gary) James
Michael Tyler (Gunther) Victoria
L. Kelleher (Woman #2) Antoinette
Spolar (Woman #1) |
Gary is planning to ask Phoebe to move in with him. Rachel buys
herself a hairless sphinx cat named Mrs. Whiskerson. Ross and Joey
are playing a friendly game of catch, where they haven't dropped
the ball for an hour. Chandler goes to talk Gary out of asking Phoebe,
but talks him into it. Monica interrupts the game of catch and joins
in. Rachel's cat is mean. Gary asks Phoebe; she says yes because
he looked sad when she said no at first. Rachel tries to sell her
cat and finds a buyer: Gunther. Monica makes the game too competitive.
Gary shoots a bird, Phoebe moves out and while telling the gang,
interrupts the 10-hour game of catch.
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b: 06-May-1999 pc: 467671 w: Greg
Malins s: Scott
Silveri d: Gary
Halvorson |
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| 119. The
One With Joey's Big Break |
| gs: John
C. McDonnell (Grip) Michael
Monks (Dr. Hiller) John
Kassir (Stanley) |
Rachel is developing an eye infection. Phoebe is mad at Ross but
won't say why. Joey gets the lead in a movie filming in Las Vegas
and decides to take a road trip with Chandler on the way out there.
Monica drags Rachel to the eye doctor because she's nervous. In
the car, playing a mind game of Phoebe's, Joey tricks Chandler into
telling him that he doesn't think the movie will be Joey's big break.
Joey lets Chandler out of the car and goes on alone. Rachel is given
eye drops but doesn't want to use them. Joey arrives on set to find
out that the movie has shut down because of funds and he gets a
job at Caesar's to help finance it.
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b: 13-May-1999 pc: 467672 w: Wil
Calhoun s: Shana
Goldberg-Meehan d: Gary
Halvorson |
NOTE: Music: "Horse With No Name," America |
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| 120. The
One In Vegas (1) |
| gs: Thomas
Lennan (Randall) James
Paradise (The Casino Boss) Rick
Pasqualone (The Croupier) Todd
Glass (The Airplane Guy) Baillie
Gerstein (The Tourist) Lisa
Jamie Cash (The Flight Attendant) |
Joey is still mad at Chandler. Monica has lunch with Richard after
running into him on the street and doesn't feel anything. Everybody
decides to go to Vegas to surprise Joey except Rachel and Ross,
who will go out together a day later. Phoebe keeps score with the
Vegas trip vs. the London trip (which she didn't get to go on).
Chandler and Monica celebrate their one-year anniversary on the
plane while Phoebe accidentally tells him about Monica's lunch with
Richard. Rachel uses the empty apartment to walk around naked but
Ross can see and thinks she's baiting him. Both are embarrassed
when he goes across the street. The gang runs into Joey dressed
as a gladiator at the casino. Monica and Chandler argue. Joey meets
his identical "hand twin." Rachel and Ross keep trying to embarrass
each other. After seeing Monica happy (winning at dice) after Phoebe
told him she was unhappy, Chandler walks away.
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b: 20-May-1999 pc: 467673 w: Andrew
Reich & Ted
Cohen d: Kevin
S. Bright |
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| 121. The
One In Vegas (2) |
| gs: Thomas
Lennan (Randall) Jeanette
Miller (The Elderly Woman) Rojai
Holloway (The Security Guard) Frank
Novak (Gambler) Gabi
Simson (The Woman Dealer) Nina
Mann (The Attendant) |
Ross draws a mustache on Rachel's face, which won't come off. Chandler
prepares to go back to New York but Monica stops him. Joey tries
to find his hand twin. Rachel refuses to leave her room and Ross
desperately tries to make it up to her. Monica and Chandler are
on a big roll. Chandler proposes to Monica; her response will be
based on a throw of the dice. She rolls a hard eight and says yes.
Rachel and Ross get drunk; he paints his face and they leave the
room together. Phoebe gets kicked out of the casino but comes back
in to annoy the "hand twin." Monica and Chandler go to the chapel
to get married...only to find out that the drunk Ross and Rachel
got there first...
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b: 20-May-1999 pc: 467674 w: Greg
Malins & Scott
Silveri d: Kevin
S. Bright |
NOTE: Music: "Love to Love You Baby," Donna Summer; "It's Not Unusual,"
Tom Jones; "Danke Schoen," Wayne Newton; "Everybody Loves Somebody,"
Dean Martin; "Viva Las Vegas," Elvis Presley |
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