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in Season Four-The One With The Embryos
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's,
really early. Everyones asleep, and all through
the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even
a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out
to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless
to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into
their living room, searching for the cause of the
Rachel: What the heck
is that?!! (to Monica) What the heck is that? Is that
you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes
what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over
to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are
really not a morning person.
Rachel: (angrily) BACK
OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up!
Get up! Get up! God darn it! Get up, get up, get up,
get up, get up!!
(Chandler opens the door,
Rachel: What is that
Joey: Its the chick!
going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of
Chandler: Well the vet
seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster.
(The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion
Ross: Okay, each team
will answer ten questions. The first team that answers
the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are,
Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature,
and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to
see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all
watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look
up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody
call it this time.
All: Oh yeah!
(Ross flips the coin
Ross: Its heads.
(The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Chandler: Fears and Pet
Ross: What is Monicas
biggest pet peeve?
Joey: Animals dressed
Ross: Thats correct.
Monica: Same category?
Ross: According to Chandler,
what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
Monica: Michael Flatley,
Lord of the Dance!
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: (to Chandler) The
Irish gig guy?!
Chandler: His legs flail
about as if independent of his body!
Ross: Gentlemen, youre
Joey: Its All Relative.
Ross: Monica and I have
a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral,
name that grandmother!
Joey: (to Chandler) Nana?
Chandler: She has a real
Joey: (answering the
Chandler: Althea?! What
are you doing?!
Joey: I took a shot.
Chandler: You're shooting
Ross: Althea is correct.
Chandler: Nice shooting!
(Ross motions for the
girls to pick.)
Rachel: Well take
Ross: Every week, the
TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment.
What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Chandler gets
it! Its Chandler Bing!
Ross: Im afraid
the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that!
Rachel! Use youre head!
Chandler: Actually, its
Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Ross: All right, the
score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies
if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: (shouting) Its
Ross: You dont
have to shout everything.
Rachel: (shouting) Im
Ross: Ooh. What is the
name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
that is correct.
[Later, after they tie
and about ready to start the "Lighting Round"
Monica: I got it! How
about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Rachel: Oooohh thats
Joey: Hey, no way, that
Rachel: Throw in the
Joey: What do you have
against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Rachel: Well, he gets
the other one all riled up.
Joey: Look, we are not
All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: (shocked) Dah!!
(Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Chandler: But if we win,
we get your apartment.
Ross: All right, gentlemen,
youre up first.
Chandler: Okay. (Starts
Ross: You have 30 seconds.
And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler
stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname
when she was a field hockey goalie?
Joey: Big fat goalie.
Ross: Correct. Rachel
claims this is her favorite movie
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: Correct. Her actual
favorite movie is...
Joey: Weekend at Bernies.
Ross: Correct. In what
part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at
Chandler: Oh! (Whispers
something in Joeys ear and then in Rosss
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear!
All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many
categories are there?
(They both confer.)
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Ross: 11, unbelievable
11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats
4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
Rachel: All right!
Monica: Come on!
(As they change places,
they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver.
If you dont know what that means, goto season
four scripts, The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 30 seconds on the
clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round
now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Ross: Correct. Chandler
was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Ross: No, 19.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Ross: Joey, had an imaginary
childhood friend. His name was?
Ross: Correct, his profession
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: Correct! What is
Chandler Bings job?
(The girls are stumped)
Rachel: Oh gosh, it has
something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a
Ross: 10 seconds, you
need this or you lose the game.
Monica: Its umm,
it has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, hes
Monica: Thats not
even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
(Ross stops the clock,
signifying the end of the lightning round.)
Rachel: Oh my God.
Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!!
Rachel: Oh, I think I
saw some in here.
(She opens a door and
they both scream at horror at whats inside of
Monica: What is it?!
Rachel: I dont
know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll