Season
Four Highlights
This is the highlights for Season
Four in Friends. This section is not yet complete.
I will soon have screen caps and more quotes from
season 4.
Funniest Episode
in Season Four-The One With The Embryos
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's,
really early. Everyone’s asleep, and all through
the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even
a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out
to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless
to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into
their living room, searching for the cause of the
sound.]
Rachel: What the heck
is that?!! (to Monica) What the heck is that? Is that
you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes
what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over
to Chandler and Joey’s with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are
really not a morning person.
Rachel: (angrily) BACK
OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up!
Get up! Get up! God darn it! Get up, get up, get up,
get up, get up!!
(Chandler opens the door,
finally.)
Rachel: What is that
noise?
Chandler: You!
Joey: It’s the chick!
She’s…going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of
changes?
Chandler: Well the vet
seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster.
(The rooster crows.) We’re getting a second opinion
Ross: Okay, each team
will answer ten questions. The first team that answers
the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are,
Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature,
and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to
see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all
watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look
up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody
call it this time.
All: Oh yeah!
(Ross flips the coin
again.)
Rachel: Tails!
Ross: It’s heads.
(The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Chandler: Fears and Pet
Peeves.
Ross: What is Monica’s
biggest pet peeve?
Joey: Animals dressed
as humans.
Ross: That’s correct.
Ladies?
Monica: Same category?
Ross: According to Chandler,
what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
Monica: Michael Flatley,
Lord of the Dance!
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: (to Chandler) The
Irish gig guy?!
Chandler: His legs flail
about as if independent of his body!
Ross: Gentlemen, you’re
pick.
Joey: It’s All Relative.
Ross: Monica and I have
a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral,
name that grandmother!
Joey: (to Chandler) Nana?
Chandler: She has a real
name.
Joey: (answering the
question) Althea!
Chandler: Althea?! What
are you doing?!
Joey: I took a shot.
Chandler: You're shooting
with Althea?!
Ross: Althea is correct.
Chandler: Nice shooting!
(Ross motions for the
girls to pick.)
Rachel: We’ll take
Literature!!
Ross: Every week, the
TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment.
What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Chandler gets
it! It’s Chandler Bing!
Monica: No!!
Ross: I’m afraid
the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that!
Rachel! Use you’re head!
Chandler: Actually, it’s
Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Ross: All right, the
score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies
if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: (shouting) It’s
All Relative!!
Ross: You don’t
have to shout everything.
Rachel: (shouting) I’m
sorry!
Ross: Ooh. What is the
name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male
burlesque?
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
Chandler: Unfortunately
that is correct.
[Later, after they tie
and about ready to start the "Lighting Round"
]
Monica: I got it! How
about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Rachel: Oooohh that’s
interesting.
Joey: Hey, no way, that
rooster’s family!
Rachel: Throw in the
duck too!
Joey: What do you have
against the duck?! He doesn’t make any noise!
Rachel: Well, he gets
the other one all riled up.
Joey: Look, we are not
gonna…
Chandler: (interrupting)
All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: (shocked) Dah!!
(Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Chandler: But if we win,
we get your apartment.
Joey: Oooooh!
Monica: Deal!
[Later]
Ross: All right, gentlemen,
you’re up first.
Joey: Okay.
Chandler: Okay. (Starts
jumping around.)
Ross: You have 30 seconds.
And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler
stops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname
when she was a field hockey goalie?
Joey: Big fat goalie.
Ross: Correct. Rachel
claims this is her favorite movie…
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: Correct. Her actual
favorite movie is...
Joey: Weekend at Bernie’s.
Ross: Correct. In what
part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at
age 14?
Chandler: Oh! (Whispers
something in Joey’s ear and then in Ross’s
ear.)
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear!
All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many
categories are there?
(They both confer.)
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler: Fancy.
Joey: Guest.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds…
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Ross: 11, unbelievable
11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, that’s
4 for the guys. Ladies, you’re up.
Rachel: All right!
Monica: Come on!
(As they change places,
they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver.
If you don’t know what that means, goto season
four scripts, The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 30 seconds on the
clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round
begins…now! What is Joey’s favorite food?
Monica: Sandwiches!
Ross: Correct. Chandler
was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Rachel: 14?
Ross: No, 19.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Ross: Joey, had an imaginary
childhood friend. His name was?
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: Correct, his profession
was?
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: Correct! What is
Chandler Bing’s job?
(The girls are stumped)
Rachel: Oh gosh, it has
something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a
briefcase.
Ross: 10 seconds, you
need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It’s umm,
it has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s
a transponce—transpondster!
Monica: That’s not
even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
(Ross stops the clock,
signifying the end of the lightning round.)
Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rachel: Oh my God.
Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!!
YES!!!
Rachel: Oh, I think I
saw some in here.
(She opens a door and
they both scream at horror at what’s inside of
it.)
Monica: What is it?!
Rachel: I don’t
know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll
die.
