This is the highlights for Season
One in Friends. This section is not yet complete.
I will soon have screen caps and more quotes from
in Season One-The One With The Thumb (alright,
so everyone seems to think TOW All the Poker is the
funniest ep, so I'll probably change it, thanks for
Phoebe: Um, not so good.
He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do
All: Ohh. Ouch.
Rachel: What? He said
'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely
translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will
never see me naked'.
Rachel: Since when?
Joey: Since always. It's
like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you'
means 'It is you'.
Chandler: Or 'You're
such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing
alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.
Phoebe: Or, or, y'know,
um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha,
ha, I already am'.
Rachel: And everybody
Joey: Yeah. Cushions
Chandler: Yeah, it's
like when you're a kid, and your parents put your
dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live
on some farm.
Ross: That's funny, that,
no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send
our dog off to live on a farm.
Monica: Uh, Ross.
Ross: What? Wh- hello?
The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they
had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and,
and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w-
.....Oh my God, Chi Chi!