1011 - The One Where the Stripper Cries
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller
Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano &
Final check by Kim
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.
Monica and Joey enter.]
Joey: Hey guys!
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game
Ross: Really? Which one?
Monica: (stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed,
a sunken ship.
Ross: Things you find in the ocean, (to Joey) You're
gonna be on "Pyramid"!!
Monica: Oh, that was our favorite game show ever!
Ross: Except for "Match game"...
Monica: Or "Win, Lose or Draw".
Chandler: What did I marry into?
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and
watch me tape the show?
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette
Phoebe: Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.
Ross: Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college
alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny
Ross: (very excited) Yeah-uh!
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and
Rachel: Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.
Monica: (singing an old Donny and Marie song) "I'm
a little bit country"...
Ross: (continues singing) "...and I'm a little
bit rock 'n' roll"!
Chandler: (to Monica) I'm leaving you.
[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross and Chandler enter.]
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my
God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Ross: He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out
with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
Ross: Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember
Chandler: (looks over at her) Sure, nice.
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice"
I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I
should ask her out?
Chandler: Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Ross: Yes please.
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's
corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both
have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Ross: Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I
made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!
Chandler: Awesome, the name really stands out.
Ross: Thanks to a little something called "Helvetica
Bold 24 point"!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student
Missy: Hey guys!
Ross: Hey, Missy...
Chandler: You know, our band is playing on Friday.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're
called "Way! No Way!".
Missy: No way!
Chandler and Ross: Way!
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
Ross: She's gone.
Chandler: I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Chandler: I said it first, bro.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Holmes.
Chandler: (angrily) Look, if you did...
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have
is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean,
we can get laid anytime we want.
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
Ross: Me too. I'm good at it.
Chandler: All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither
of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Ross: You got it.
Chandler: All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe
Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out
Ross: Those are the pacts!
Chandler: Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't
get her anyway.
Ross: Oh, oh... maybe not you!
[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross
and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
Chandler: Well, I officially give you permission to
break the pact.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here
I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up
to girls in college?
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks
[Scene: The "Pyramid" Studio.]
Voice: Five! Four! Three! Applause!
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week
here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First,
Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be
playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey
Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps
looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for
regular people to be around celebrities but... relax,
I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General
Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome
everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid.
All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show,
Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which
category would you like?
Gene: I'll take "You crossed the line".
Donny: You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene
these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on
the clock, please. Ready, go!
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket")
Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there
is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't
have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook")
Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm
writing in my...
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn
it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if
I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'...
Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word
is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds
left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right
in the middle of the...
Joey: Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for.
(time's finished) OOOH!
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette
party is taking place.]
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Phoebe: Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the
dirty stuff starting?
Phoebe: You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing,
and you know, pee-pee's flying about.
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying
about! We actually thought we were a little too mature
for stuff like that.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine.
This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks
her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind
of a party.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off
in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette
party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of $1s
in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Rachel: Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean,
I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid"
with host Donny Osmond.]
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six
of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for
Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Joey: Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.
Donny: Give me twenty seconds on the clock. Ready?
(the first word is cream)
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Gene: It's white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It's heavier then milk!
Joey: A rock, a dog, the earth.
(the second word is mayonnaise)
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami, anchovies, jam!
Gene: It's white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs!
(The third word is ketchup)
Gene: You put this on a hamburger!
(The fourth word is soda)
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on
a roll there...
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to
the winner circle in the second half. But right now
Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try
your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this,
don't go away.
Stage Manager : And we're out!
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the
Gene: Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get
surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!
Joey: Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do
better next time!
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard!
Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause)
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Ross: So, Saturday night!
Missy: I'd love to!
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Ross: Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly,
but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?
Missy: Sure, he was in your "band"? (she
air quotes band)
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really
liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to
jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact,
that neither of us could ask you out!
Ross: Yeah, why?
Missy: Well, Chandler and I used to make out! A lot!
Ross: You did?
Missy: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours!
Ross: (angrily) AND ON MY TURF?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been
over an hour!
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would
get here as fast as he could!
(someone knocks at the door)
Monica: Who is it?
Man: It's the police!
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Phoebe: (Excited, running back to her seat) Oh!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been
bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and
to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat
guy who looks exhausted)
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator!
I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Roy: So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to
take (he shakes his hips) downtown! (Monica points Phoebe)
Phoebe: Oh, God!
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my
box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his
pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug
in his cd player) Here? All right.
Phoebe: Are you kidding?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted
a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the
first name we could find!
Phoebe: How old is your phonebook?
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my
Phoebe: Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you
take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please?
(pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law?
(He extends his arm from around his crotch and then
upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you,
I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his
crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal
code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
(he uses his remote to turn on the music, "Tainted
Love" by Soft Cell, and starts dancing for Phoebe.
He shakes his butt, moves his shoulders back, grabs
his crotch and hops towards Phoebe. Phoebe is half horrified
and half scared. He takes his hat off and throws it
away, does some "Can Can" high kicks and swings
his butt in front of Phoebe who looks at it in disgust.
Then he tears open his shirt and shows her his chest
and she flinches.)
Roy: Whoa, whoa, whoa (he turn off the music) . She
Phoebe: This is how I look when I'm turned on!
Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't
need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to
get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars,
I'll be on my way!
Phoebe: Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from
Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs...
It's not like I can take them two at a time!
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight
to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why
I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around
in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume!
(turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they
feel very sorry for the stripper)
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let
me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)
... is all man.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh,
look, officer... uhm Sir...
Roy: Damnit. OH! (To Phoebe) Big surprise! The hunk
of beef has feelings!
[Scene: At Pyramid. Joey is with the woman now.]
Donny: Ok Henrietta, you've picked Jack and Jill went
up the hill.
Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I
totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the
United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very
confident to looking very shocked the instant the word
congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please.
(Camera goes to Joey. The clock is at 20 sec. The word
"Legislature" appears. He looks at it blank
faced and his eyes shift between Henrietta and his screen)
Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda")
Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it
a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused)
(Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining)
Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of
Joey: Oh, then pass. (Next word: "Joint session",
but time's up, Joey acts very disappointed)
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points
you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the
winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene
is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey)
And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani
(Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily
towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]
Ross: (To Chandler) You made out with Missy Goldberg.
How could you do that, after you promised me?
(Chandler looks at the other two guys, embarrassed)
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and
Ross move away from them) . That didn't make us sound
gay at all!
Ross: You broke the pact!
Chandler: Ross, that was 16 years ago!
Ross: That doesn't matter! We're talking about the
foundation of our friendship.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship
was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All
right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not
like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: I didn't.
Chandler: Oh really?
Chandler: Oh really!?
Chandler: ADRIENNE TURNER!! (A girl behind them turns
Chandler and Ross: Hey! Hey Adrienne. (They move away
Ross: I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.
Chandler: Oh please, and you knew how much I liked
Ross: I don't know what... you're talking about.
[Flashback scene: 80's College party.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman
year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party
room. Both with funny hairdos and clothes)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party!
(Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey
Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them!
(They spot Chandler)
Monica: Look, there's Chandler, you know, that stupid
friend of Ross' who said I'm fat. You know I've already
lost 4 pounds!
Rachel: It... You can so totally tell.
Monica: I KNOW!
Rachel: Well let's see. Maybe he knows where Ross is.
(They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries
to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking
out her nails) .
Chandler: Aren't you...?
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is
Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks
around the room as if searching for something more interesting
to do) .
Chandler: (smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So
how're you doing?
Chandler: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls
her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler
Chandler: O-kay. I'll see if I can find Ross. (Goes
off to find Ross.)
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be
here for days.
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross.
He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
Ross: Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody
Ross: Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where
Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Ross: I didn't know you knew about that.
Chandler: Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards
the bar) That's when I wrote the song: "Betrayal
In The Common Room".
Ross: (looks disappointed in himself) Man... I... I'm
Chandler: Look (hands him a drink) it was a lo-o-ong
Ross: So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made
out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.
Chandler: (smiling a little nervously) Hmm mmmhm..
Ross: We are even, right?
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed
at you that night that I wanted to get back at you.
So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did
you do to my mom?
Chandler: Not her!
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel
and Monica are "dancing".]
Rachel: I am sooo drunk.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers
as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Chandler: Soo... you girls having fun?
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost
four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A
guy enters holding a pizza box)
Pizza guy: SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo
not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Chandler: Well maybe if you go to school here next
year we can totally hang out.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't
I just start taking my smart pills now?
Chandler: Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.
Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards
the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and
whispers "Oh my God!")
Chandler: So where are you applying to?
Rachel: Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really
important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so
I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She
pulls away) Hey!
Chandler: I'm in college and I'm in a band.
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay.
(She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting
at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are
standing around him]
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old
stripper cry before?
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should
have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What
am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty
two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people
is all I know.
Rachel: No, wait. No there's gotta be something else
that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I
can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can
go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share
your gift, pass the torch.
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can
do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean,
you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And
I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: (after a pause) Finish it!
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Really?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he
loves one last time.
Roy: Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel"
by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his
back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands,
then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then
swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements
in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between
all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of
the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws
it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets
it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it
back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Oh this is so ho-o-ot!
(Roy then sits on Phoebe's lap, looking exhausted)
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, don't stop!
Roy: (out of breath) Have to...
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting
in the winner circle.]
Donny: Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and
Gene, you guys ready?
Joey: (nervously) Yeah...
Gene: (irritable) Sure. (Joey gets even more nervous)
Donny: Okay. Give me sixty seconds on the clock please...
Ready, GO! (runs off)
(the screen says "6 to win" and "types
Gene: Oak, maple, elm, birch...
Joey: I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?
(Joey hears the bell which means his answer is correct
and is surprised. The screen now says "5 to win"
and "Spanish words")
Gene: Uhm... Buenos días, enchilada, por favor...
Joey: (sympathetic) Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know
any Spanish words.
(There's the next bell, and the correct answer. The
screen changes to "4 to win" and "things
that burn". Gene now realizes that he got two correct
answers and gets up in his seat.)
Gene: A match, a candle...
Joey: Things that go "tssst" when you put
Gene: A torch, a bonfire... (Joey seems lost) uhm,
Joey: Things that burn.
(and another bell for the correct answer. "3 to
win" and "What a dog might say")
Gene: "I'd like to go for a walk", uhm "scratch
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Gene: Uhm, "I have fur", "I like to
Joey: Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says.
(the bell sounds again, "2 to win" and "pizza
Joey: (instantly) Pizza toppings, next!
(there's 10 seconds left, "1 to win" and
Gene: Cindy Crawford, Christie Brinkley, Heidi Klum,
Joey: Oh, oh, oh... (5 seconds left)
Gene: Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get?
Gene: (irritated) Supermodels!
Joey: Where? (looking around)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there
and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
Ross: Hey, where's Rachel?
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Ross: Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
Monica: What? When was this?
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited
me at school.
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Chandler: Yeah, but it was like a million years ago,
so it doesn't matter.
Ross: Well, it matters to me.
Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the
night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Chandler: You kissed her that night too?
Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became
a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in
our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right.
She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples' coats.
Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know.
But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started
to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.
It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And
now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her
on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: (screeching) OH! Oh, oh! (holding her hand
in front of her mouth)
Ross: (realizing) NO! No, no!
Monica: YES! (Chandler gets an "oh no!" look
on his face)
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Ross: OH MY GOD!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
Chandler: What did I marry into?
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing
to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and
moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings
her hips from side to side while holding her hands up.
She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding
and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing
her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves
get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She
loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Monica: Oh, crap!
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