Highlights
for Season Eight.
This is the highlights
for Season Eights in Friends. This section is almost
complete. All I have to add is the screen caps.
Here is
the funniest, sadest, and best epsiode quotes in Season
Eight. Also remeber, I think I'm the only one who
does this, as far as I know, so I'm not copying someone
elses work. I've made this and it took a very long
time for all these. The only sources I have used for
it are the scripts for exact quotes. Hope you enjoy
it!
Funniest
Episode in Season Eight- The One With The
Rumor
Will:
Look at her standing there with those yams! My two
greatest enemies Ross, Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
Will:
We started a rumor.
Rachel: What rumor?
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your
shirt and tell us!
Rachel: Ross!
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we…said that
the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male
and female reproductive parts.
Rachel: What?!
Will: That’s right! We said your parents
flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but
you still had a hint of a penis.
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Monica: You started that?!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it!
You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me
this?!
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was
afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to
me.
Sadest Episode
in Season Eight- The Where Joey Tells Rachel
Joey:
There’s this woman, that I like. A lot. Well,
it’s complicated. She’s with this other
guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to
the guy, y’know? ’Ccause we’re really
good friends.
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out
with, is, uh… is he a good guy?
Joey: Yeah, he’s the best.
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with
it.
Joey: Oh, I don’t know.
Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. I
mean, if you really like her.
Joey: I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking
about her! I can’t sleep, I—
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to
go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh?
You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until…)
Joey: It’s Rachel.
Ross:
Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe
it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s
like you and me going out, only weirder!
Monica: All right, I know you’re hurting,
and I want to be supportive, but don’t say that
again.
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get
married? Then he’d be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s
something we need to worry about! First of all he’s
never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even
if he did you have no idea how she’d react.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey.
Y’know, I think he’s a virgin.
Joey:
Uh… How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years.
Wow.
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: But over the past few weeks…
(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)
Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is
mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight…
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns
back) Second’s up! (Joey glares at him.) Not…that
kind of table. (He walks away.)
Rachel: So you were saying?
Joey: I’m not quite sure.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long
we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years."
And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half,
and umm…now here we are.
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh… I…
I think I’m…falling in love with you.
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Joey: I’m falling in love with you.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking
too? Oh, you’re kidding! Oh, it’s a joke!
(Laughs.) It’s funny. It’s funny. I don’t
get it. (Joey doesn’t say any thing and Rachel
realizes it’s not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay.
Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Are you uh… How did
umm… When?
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot.
You don’t have to say anything. You-you uh, you
take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel
says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Rachel: Joey, Joey I love you so much, but
I…
Joey: But. (Hangs his head down.)
Best
Episode in Season Eight- The One Where Rachel
Has A Baby
Monica:
Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler.
Honey?
Chandler: Yeah?
Monica: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some
thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s
because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth
but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: (freaking out) What-what-what’s
that now?!
Chandler: Okay. I’ve been thinking about
it too, and I, I think we’re ready.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you
think we’re ready to have a baby now?!
Phoebe: Oh, this is fun.
Joey: You’re ready to have a baby? My
boy’s all grown up!
Mrs.
Geller: I brought something that I want to give
you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds
up an engagement ring.)
Ross: Ma, you’re asking me to marry you?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmother’s
engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Ross: N-no! Okay? We’ve been through this!
We’re not gonna get married just because she’s
pregnant, okay?
Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isn’t
just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.
A child should have a family.
Ross: Mom, y’know what? I-I can’t
deal with this right now. I’m sorry…
Mrs. Geller: Just…think about it. If you
don’t, I’ll talk more about humping.
Ross: Gimmie!
Monica:
Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it’s not, then there’s
two of them. And that would mean it’s the end
of the world!
(Rachel
starts crying again.)
Monica: What’s the matter?
Rachel: Oh nothing I… Sorry, I just can’t
stop crying.
Ross: The doctor says it’s completely
normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-you’re
sleep deprived.
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived.
I don’t see you weeping because you put your
slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry
harder.)
Joey: What’s the matter now?
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Joey:
Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her
twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up
here. (Notices she’s wiping her eyes.) What’s
the matter?
Rachel: Nothing.
Joey: What is it? Hey!
Rachel: Really it’s nothing. I’m
just…
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: I’ve just been thinking about
how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What
about Ross?
Rachel: Oh please, he’ll be with his real
family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Rachel: I’m just saying that y’know,
someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s
gonna have his own life. Right?
Joey: Yeah, I guess so.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise
this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you
are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s
not gonna happen.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without
you?
(They hug.)
Joey: You don’t have to worry about that
okay?
(Pause)
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box
of tissues? They’re right on that chair under
Ross’s coat.
Joey: Sure.
Rachel: Okay.
(He moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues and
the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls
out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one
knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s
an engagement ring.)
Joey: My God.
Rachel: Joey.
(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box
open.)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause)
Okay.
(Joey is stunned.)
(Then we see Ross is carrying a bouquet of flowers
and walking down the hall to Rachel’s room).
