Season
Two Highlights
This is the highlights for Season
Two in Friends. This section is not yet complete.
I will soon have screen caps and more quotes from
season 2.
Funniest Episode
in Season Two-The One With The Baby On the
Bus
Ross: I don't know. What's
in this pie?
Monica: Uh, I don't know,
butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi...
Ross: Kiwi? Kiwi? You
said it was a key lime pie.
Monica: No I didn't,
I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Ross: And that's what's
gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Monica: No you're not.
You're, you're allergic to lobster and peanuts and...
Ross: Ugh.
Monica: Oh my god.
Ross: Ugh. It's definitely
getting worse.
Monica: Is your tongue
swelling up?
Ross: Either that or
my mouth is getting smaller.
Monica: All right, get
your coat, we're gonna go to the hospital.
Joey: Is he gonna be
ok?
Monica: Yeah, he's just
gotta get a shot.
Ross: (sitting back down)
You know, you know, actually it's getting better.
It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
Monica: Jacket now.
Ross: What about Ben?
We can't bring a baby to a hospital.
Joey: We'll watch him.
Ross: I don't think tho.
Joey: What? I have seven
Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids.
Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Chandler: Well, I was
looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess
that's out the window.
Ross: Ok, well, if you
do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring
his hat, and there's extra milk in the fridge, and
there's extra diapers in the bag.
Joey: Hat, milk, got
it.
Ross: ??? (speech garbled)
Thro up a thro thro—a thro thro!
Joey: Consider it done.
Chandler: You understood
that?
Joey: Yeah, my uncle
Sal has a really big tongue.
Chandler: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up!
Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research
for a book, and I was wondering what someone might
do if they left a baby on a city bus. (Listens) Yes
I do realize that would be a very stupid character.
Joey: (grabbing the phone)
Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today.
It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto
a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. (Listens)
(to Chandler) He wants to talk to you again.
Chandler: Please tell
me you know which one is our baby.
Joey: Well, well that
one has ducks on his t-shirt, and this one has clowns.
And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
Chandler: Ok.
Joey: Or clowns. Oh,
oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. Remember, he had
that cute little mole by his mouth.
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Hey, Ben, remember
us? Ok, the mole came off.
Joey: Ahh!
Chandler: What're we
gonna do? What're we gonna do?
Joey: Uh, uh, we'll flip
for it. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna
flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better
idea?
Chandler: All right,
call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads it is.
Joey: Yes! Whew!
Chandler: We have to
assign heads to something.
Joey: Right. Ok, ok,
uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of
scary-a** clowns came to your birthday?
