Written By: Jemma
Disclaimer: The characters and their stories belong to Bright, Kaufman, and Crane and
NBC and Warner Brothers. I mean no
infringement and make no profit.
Hi my name Is Jemma and this is my first fanfic if you thought it was good, well great. If you thought it was bad, thats ok too. Please send me some feed back at richard.wilkerson@worldnet.att.net (its my dads e-mail address)
This is kinda like an alternative to TOW everyone finds out except Rachel doesnt know either. Only Joey knows. So enjoy ?
[Monica and Rachels apartment: everyone but Ross, playing hearts (card game)]
Monica: Ha! I win! Look I have twenty-five hearts. That means I get zero points and all of you get twenty (realizing she was wrong) six points. (Whiney) Oh man.
Chandler: (holds up the 6 of hearts) Oops? I guess that means I get one point they (points to Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe) get zero, and you get (pretends to be counting on his fingers) TWENTY-FIVE!
Rachel: (rubs Monicas arm) Im sorry hon but everyone knows that theres twenty-six hearts in this game.
Joey: Well I guess not everyone
All: laughing (except Monica)
Monica: Ha ha very funny. (Looks at the clock) Hey wheres Ross shouldnt he be here by now?
Phoebe: Yeah he should.
Chandler: Ok lets start playing again, I could use a good laugh. (Looks at Monica)
Monica: (pretending to be mad while dealing the cards staring at Chandler) Im gonna get ALL of the hearts this time, youre dead!
{Time passes}
Ross: (running through the door) uh hi sorry Im late. I had to do this thing.
Joey: What thing?
Ross: uh nothing just uh turn on channel eleven. (Thats NBC where I live) The 6:00 news.
TV voice: Were here with the man who found this rare and unusual bone
Joey: hey that guy looks like you!
Rachel: Joe hon that is Ross. But why?
Ross: well there was this dig up state and Donald my boss, said Hey Geller do you wanna take a day off work and go to this thing? so I said sure Ill see if I can find anything interesting.
Chandler: and you did
Ross: it was really cool
Monica: well why didnt you call and tell us
Ross: because I wanted to surprise you
Phoebe: and you did thats great!
Monica: well I have to do my laundry, but when Im done do you all wanna go out?
All: yeah sure
Chandler: hey Mon Ill help you because that looks like a big load and I have some uh clothes to wash too, yeah
{Chandler and Monica leave}
Ross: I have to pick up Ben for a few hours so when Carol gets him Ill try to come back before you leave
[M&Rs door is still open from when C&M left]
Ross: (pointing to Joey and Chandlers door while walking out) hey I never saw them leave. How long does it take just to get some clothes?
Joey: (realizing why they havent left) Oh I uh yeah I saw them leave a long time ago.
Rachel: really I never saw the door open.
Phoebe: me neither.
Ross: well lets go over and see whats going on.
Joey: (a little too quickly) NO! I mean no because we cant.
Rachel: why not?
Joey: because we just cant do I need a good reason.
Ross: yes and since you dont Im going over. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys apt.)
Joey: (trying to act normal but wanting Monica and Chandler to hear him) OK SO
WERE GOING INTO CHANDLER
AND MY APARTMENT NOW
(Chandler and Monica start putting their clothes back on really fast)
Rachel: yes Joey yes we are so can we go in now?
Joey: (nervously) uh uh yeah
Ross: Joey is there something you want to share with the class?
Joey: no? Fine lets go in
(All walk in. they see Chandler and Monica walk out of Chandlers room)
Monica: (trying to act casual) are you sure you have EVERYTHING now?
Chandler: yeah I think so? NO wait I have to get one more shirt I need to wash.
(Chandler goes back into his room)
Monica: (sees everyone and they all look confused) uh hi what are you all doing here?
Phoebe: well you guys took so long and we never saw you leave so we came over to see if you guys are okay
Monica: thanks but were fine. Its just Chandler takes forever to get his things
Phoebe: okay cause for a minute it seemed like you guys were just lying about doing laundry so you could do stuff
Rachel: Pheebs what kind of stuff?
Phoebe: like ~ you know ~
Monica: funny (nervous) what ever gave you that idea? (Glaring at Joey)
(Everybody looks at Phoebe weird)
Phoebe: who knows where I get these ideas the just come to me
All: okay yeah etc.
Chandler: (comes back out) okay NOW Im ready
Monica: (to Chandler) okay lets go. (To everyone else) were doing something tonight?
All: yeah
Ross: well I have Ben tonight so I might not see you. Bye
All: bye (Ross leaves)
Chandler and Monica: well were going to go too see ya later (they leave)
Rachel: Pheebs, what the hell is the matter with you, Chandler and Monica yeah
right
[scene- Chandler and
Monica at the laundry mat]
Monica: (worried) did you hear Phoebe up there? I think she knows
Chandler: no way does she know. Unless, no theres no way he would tell
Monica: you think Joey told her dont you
Chandler: no way! He wouldnt do that would he?
[Scene- Joey and Chandlers apt.]
(Chandler and Monica running in)
Both: Joey? Joey? (looking around)
Chandler: hes not here!
(both run into Monica and Rachels apt.)
Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there}
both: Joey? Joey?
Joey: (mouth full) what
(Chandler and Monica grab him and throw him into the hallway between the apts.)
Chandler: (closing the door) well be right back
Monica: (pushing Joey against the wall) okay how does Phoebe know about us?
Joey: (totally clueless) what?
Monica: did you tell her?
Joey: NO!
Chandler: (to Monica) honey I think he could talk better if you let him breathe a little.
(Monica lets up a little)
Chandler: (to Joey) well then how does she know about us
Joey: I didnt think she did
Monica: if Phoebe doesnt know then why did she come up with the idea that me and Chandler are together?
Joey: who knows whats going through her head
Chandler: or if there IS anything going through her head
Monica: (looking at Chandler) oh shut up. Okay guys lets just go back in
(the three walk back into M&Rs apt.)
Rachel: what was that all about?
Chandler: nothing, uh Joey didnt tell me my my uh, yeah my friend, no my boss, Doug called yesterday
Monica: and Joey told Chandler what I was getting him for his birthday uh yeah
Rachel: ooookay. Well Ross should be here any minute. He said he had to pick up
something. So are we still going to go see a
movie or something?
All: yeah sure
(Ross enters holding Ben)
Rachel: hi were going out tonight are you coming or not
Ross: (putting Ben down) I want to but I cant cause I have Ben and
hes not feeling to well. I just came by because I need to
barrow something from Chandler
Chandler: sure buddy anything what do you need
Ross: do you still have those Disney sing-a-long videos?
Chandler: (looks at Ross with a I cant believe you just said that look) uh I dont know why?
Ross: because Ben really likes that song from Aladdin you know A whole New World
Monica: yeah Chandler you have it in the middle drawer next to your underwear
(All give her the how do you know that look)
Monica: (notices the looks) uh thats what Joey said any way. Yeah
(Everyone looks at Joey)
Chandler: (pretend angry) I told you not to tell anyone
Joey: (playing along) oh yeah oops I guess
Chandler: come on Ross lets get the video
(Ross and Chandler leave)
[Cut to Chandlers room]
(Chandler and Ross enter)
Ross: (notices a bra on the floor) uh whos is that? (Points to the bra)
Chandler: (thinking fast) its Monicas see
Ross: (interrupting) why do you have my sisters bra
Chandler: whoa calm down. You see when we getting my laundry I bumped in to her and she must have dropped it
Ross: oh because for a moment what Phoebe said this morning was starting to make sense
Chandler: (handing Ross the video) ha ha well we dont want that now. Do we?
(Looking at Ross for some kind of approval
for him and Monica)
Ross: (in total confusion) what?
Chandler: never mind
(Chandler and Ross leave)
[Monica and Rachels apt]
(Ross and Chandler come back in)
Ross: (picking up Ben) come on Ben lets go
Ben: bye- bye
(Ben and Ross leave)
Monica: oh he is so cute
Joey: yeah uh-huh lets go
(All leave)
LATER
(All come back in)
Monica: (tearing) that was a great movie
Rachel: yeah, but it was so sad that she had to die. Well I gotta go to sleep. Good night everyone
All: good night
(Rachel goes to her room)
Phoebe: I have to go too bye
All: bye Pheebs
(Phoebe leaves)
Joey: (to Chandler) hey you coming?
Chandler: yeah hold on
Joey: see ya. Good night Mon
Monica: yeah good night and Im sorry for accusing you earlier
Joey: thats okay
(Joey leaves)
(Chandler and Monica start to make out)
Chandler: I have something to confess
Monica: (a little concerned) yeah what is it
Chandler: I love you. I love you so much that when were not together, even for five minutes, I miss you so much it hurts
Monica: (almost crying) I love you too
Chandler: Monica Ive been in love with you for so long. My heart just couldnt get the message to my brain so I could tell you
Monica: (half crying half laughing) your heart probably couldnt find your brain
Chandler: (laughing too) hey Im the one who makes the jokes here remember. Anyway I have a surprise for you, tomorrow, but you have to promise right now that you wont freak out. Okay?
Monica: okay I promise
(They kiss)
NEXT DAY
[Central Perk]
{Everyone but Chandler is there}
Chandler: (running in and grinning) Monica, I promised you a surprise. Are you ready?
Monica: (standing up nervously) yes but when youre done I have a surprise for you too, but now YOU have to promise you wont freak out either
(Everyone else staring in confusion)
Chandler: okay well you go first
Monica: no you
Chandler: um okay (getting down on one knee)
Rachel and Phoebe: (in unison and in awe) oh my God!
Chandler: (sarcastic) whoa did Janice just show up? (Serious) Monica Geller will you marry me?
Monica: (speechless) oh my God. Oh my God
Ross: (standing up immediately) WHAT
Joey: its about time
All: (in unison) WHAT
Joey: well Chandler before you guys even going out you were always talking about
Monica, and barely anything else, well
maybe Yasmine Bleth and Baywatch. Then you guys DID start to go out and just. Just I could
tell that you were in love
Chandler: (staring at Joey) Im Im sure most of that made sense to someone
Ross: (still in shock) WHAT! You and my SISTER MY SISTER!
Chandler: uh yeah?
Rachel: for how long?
Monica: since London
Ross: WHAT!
Phoebe: so I right yesterday?
Ross: WHAT!
Rachel and Phoebe: (giving Monica a hug) thats great etc.
Chandler: (to Monica) so whats your surprise?
Monica: well number one yes Ill marry you
(Chandler kisses her)
Monica: number two, Im sorta um
Chandler: yeah
Monica: (whispers in to his ear)
(Chandler faints)
Ross: WHAT!?
Monica: Im pregnant with Chandlers baby
Ross: WHAT!
(everyone else is silent)
LATER
[still at Central Perk]
Chandler: (waking up) huh what happened
Monica: (to Ross in the corner) it, its okay
Ross: (yelling) wha youre pregnant with my best ex- best friends baby!
Monica: actually soon-to-be-brother-in-law
Ross: (still yelling) you guys didnt even tell me you were going out!
Monica: uh we
Ross: (interrupting and of course still yelling like crazy) AND JOEY KNEW! How come he knew and I didnt
Monica: well he found out on his own. We didnt tell him
[Back to Chandler]
Chandler: (still dizzy) shes pregnant I Im gonna be a daddy
Joey: yeah buddy
Chandler: Im gonna BE a dad (now doing the Chandler dance singing) Im gonna be a daddy. Im gonna be a daddy.
Monica: (stops talking to Ross and goes over to kiss Chandler) yes you are
Ross: CHADLER BING YOURE A DEAD MAN!
Chandler: see ya
(Ross chases Chandler out the door)
TO BE CONTINUED