Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to catch me -- Good job!
I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"?
Is it true that guys become cops because they can't work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So... uh... you on the take, or what?
Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking ?" You're the trained specialist
My gun fell off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal
Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, I get one of them full body cavity searches?
Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I'm in?
You're lucky this car needs a tune-up or you'd have never caught me
Yes, I know the light was red, but nothing was coming
In California we drive like that all the time, what's the problem?
If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight
Aren't there real crooks somewhere you should be catching?
Well, those two other guys didn't stop for that school bus either
Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought you going to get a doughnut
Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
I saw the ambulance, but I was going faster than him anyway
Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
Wanna race to Doughnut Land, Sparky?